“Spartan Style”: Awesome only its world-ending awfulness
At some point during production they must have thought, “You know what, dude? This thing totally blows. We should probably quit. And we certainly shouldn’t upload it to the interwebs for the world to see.” But, apparently, no; they thought it was awesome. Not ironically awesome, but actually awesome.
“Spartan High School Style” is so bad that it will, for generations, be the thing against which all other terrible things are measured. Zombie apocalypse? That rates a mere 0.9 Spartans.
And, yes, they even misspelled the abbreviation for “etcetera” in the credits. American education! Huzzah!