Monthly Archives: March 2013
You can give a fuck, or you can not give a fuck. Drink this and you’ll be 100% negative-fuck in no time.
Apparently, a guy who can pick a perfect NCAA bracket is way more awesome than any guy actually playing the games
Basketball is dull; math is fascinating: your odds of picking a perfect NCAA bracket are 1-in-9.2-quintillion (9.2*10^18, or 2^63)
Wouldn’t it be nice to see Cobra come out on top for once? Please visit Kickstarter and help Cobra raise the $94 billion they need for a new Cobra Island. For a donation of just $200, you get a week of Storm Shadow as your personal lackey. That’s got to be the best deal I’ve ever heard of. Plus, when they’ve finally victorious, you’ll definitely want to be on the Friends of Cobra mailing list.
Some of these I already knew, some of these I didn’t, some of these I’d never even heard of, and a few of these I was all like, “WTF?!” Seriously, Dr. Ruth was a sniper?
Animal testing is so wrong. Free the chimps! Perform tests on prisoners and human volunteers instead.
Holy. Fracking. Crap. Watch, and be amazed, as this 6-year-old girl breakdances the shit out of everyone at a B-Boy competition. I kinda feel sorry for the other kid. He was good and all, but, damn, you just got served, son!