Weaponized toilet brush (yes, you read that correctly) is awesome, will come in handy during apocalypse
When the zombie apocalypse occurs, I’ll want to be as near to Jorg Sprave as possible. You see, Jorg has been making slingshots since he was 9 years old, and now, nearly 40 years later, he’s gotten pretty damn good at it. He can weaponize pretty much anything, even basic household items. Give him a big rubber band, a stick, and a few minutes to tinker, and he’ll turn any undead head into pink mist.
Leave it to a German to figure out how to kill with a toilet brush. Stereotypes are accurate.