“Planet of the Apes” awesomely real, humans screwed
Watch, puny humans, and gape in awe as Kanzi the bonobo builds himself a fricking fire and fricking roasts fricking marshmallows. Ho. Ly. Fricking. Crap. Oh, yeah, he also talks, by the way. Once he figures out how to use a gun, that’ll be the end of humanity. Oh, well; we had a pretty good run.